There’s a gradual spread of balls across all regions, flurries of both pinballs and devilish baseballs, while a Tetris block weather warning has been issued across all 3DS units.
It’s a quiet week on the primary download front, despite an exciting flurry of Sine Mora on XBLA and the faint guff of Rayman 3 HD crossing over the channel from France.
We will defeat the evil magical tyrant from the 1970s who has poisoned this land, or we will die trying. To the trees!
This week there are brief flurries of robots over Playstation and Xbox download services, alongside a strong downpour of Journey – so don’t go out without an umbrella or weak human emotions.
Bill Giles from the mid-90s will no longer trouble this glorious new era with base accusations of black magic. Onwards!
"I assure you I am not an evil magician, but instead am here to herald an exciting flurry of downloadable PS Vita titles. Later on in the week we can also expect the exciting prospect of an Alan Wake Americana downpour all over XBLA."
"My name is Michael Fish. I'm a Weatherman.”
“Hello there. I’m Michael Fish from 1987, and here’s this week’s Fun Forecast.
There are various exciting downloadable titles coming in from the West, on all major console platforms.
Earlier on today a woman phoned the BBC and said she’d heard there was a Mass Effect 3 demo on the way to PSN and XBL.
Well, if you’re watching, don’t worry. There isn’t.”