That's because Kyle Pulver's latest is two games folded into one. First you get the sweet, gently inventive puzzle-platformer, then all of that drops away and you get the cruel, precision-tooled speed runner.
You're going to play Offspring Fling at least twice. Actually, you're going to play it a lot more than that, but twice - to completion - is your absolute minimum.
A few years back, Kyle Pulver made a Flash platformer called Depict1 that is so unstoppably rad I still get a little emotional just thinking about it. I’m going to fight through the tears, though: Pulver’s got a new game out soon, and it’s called Offspring Fling.
Let’s hear about it, then. While we’re at it, would a link to the trailer be too much to ask?